My mind is full of conversations with random strangers I "meet" in my daily commute to and fro office. I never do say them out loud lest I might get misunderstood. But as this is my turf, maybe letting it out here won't be such a hassle:
To the MMDA people who thought of the new traffic scheme in EDSA
"
Gusto ko pong matuwa sa thought na at least kayo may tina-try to improve the traffic situation pero di nyo po ba talaga napapansin ang epekto ng scheme nyo sa commuters... para po kasing na-prioritize nyo masyado ang mga can afford ng kotse"
To MRT management
"Really? Ganito na naman? Hanggang kelan po ba? Wala ba talaga kayong paki sa amin?"
To the guy who offered his seat to me sa MRT
"Kuya, maraming salamat po. Hindi mo lang alam anong nagawa nito sa buong araw ko."
To the hot-headed person announcing his woes but still going to take the MRT
"Araw-araw naman pong ganito, hindi pa po ba kayo napapagod sa kakareklamo?"
To the people in the train who just won't budge to give space to others
"Sana na-ge-gets nyo na tulad nyo, ung mga taong nasa platform, may pupuntahan din."
To MRT riders that hates being pushed to and fro
"Can't you just be thankful that you're on your way already?"
To the Buendia MRT - Washington barkers
"Kaunting concern naman po sa trabaho ninyo... pwede naman natin pagbutihin e... wag naman po sahod lang ng sahod ng barya..."
To those people who like cutting in the line
"Seriously?! Di nyo ba talaga kami nakikita?"
To the long-haired girl in the jeep sitting beside me
"Ate, I admire your hair pero di ko naman sya gusto mapunta sa face ko lalo na sa bibig ko"
To God
"Sorry po sa mga naiisip ko. Kayo na po bahalang magturo sa kanila at sa akin."
